Dammit, I only came out here because they said there'd be a topless float...

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

They shouldn't have passed under that bridge on the parade route.

The Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants

This is pants down the worst parade ever.

Objects in the mirror are comically larger than they appear.

Opening day at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library

They WERE showing off the World's tallest man until they hit a telephone wire.

Next time you'll take a sign saying "Warning: Low Bridge" a bit more seriously.

My other car is the top half.

The world´s shortest parade: Things people in Texas don´t think are gay.

The parade for the national "is that a __________ in your pocket" day

He's half the man he used to be.

I take it a 69's out of the question then?

What you can't see: the Camoflage shirt.