The architect for the Boston sperm bank had a sense of humor

Maybe now people will understand why I have sex with buildings.

I think there's something very wrong in the Matrix.

I can't think of anything, other than this fountain/art is fucking stupid.

ALL the Dutch kids want to stick their finger in that hole.

Ironically, it isn't insured against water damage.

...You take a right turn, go 7 blocks, then left, and it's by this giant fucking face.... You can't miss it.

When I drool while sleeping, people are turned off. But put it on a giant monument and they can't get enough.

We're sorry sir. The Goatse picture you wanted was unavailable.

I was told this was IMAX. It looks more like a CliMAX to me.

A fountain builder who's not phallic obsessed?? Must be a lesbian...

Lady Gaga's really gone overboard with her costume this time.

In Soviet Russia building spits on YOU!

Call me old fashioned but I only like fountains when they have cherubs pissing water.

Real life porn Tetris. Wait till you see the L shape.