They tried this with Twilight and found it impossible to give anyone more than one dimension.

Harry Potter and the Escalating Profits

The creater is currently at home building a whore to lose his virginity to.

Yep, I'd still do Hermione.

Hermione thought, "I would totally blow Harry if he weren't such a choking hazzard."

Hagrid, NO... Not in front of the students!

Hmmm...I've read the books, seen the movies, but how can I REALLY waste time on this Harry Potter thing?

virginicus totalus!

I just invented the term LILF: Legos I'd Like to Fuck

Harry Potter and That Piece I Saw Ten Fucking Times When I Didn't Need It but Can't Find Now

When Daniel Radcliffe saw this he was shitting bricks.

Goodness Harry, you are all blurry without your glasses on.

Leggo my muggle?!

All the less popular characters were made out of Duplo blocks.

The sixth way that People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously