"Captain's log, Stardate Supplemental: I'm going through my box of Riker parts and can't decide if I want him with a beard today or not."
Julius_GoatShortly after Barbie's arrest, detectives discovered a ghastly scene beneath the floorboards of her Beverly Hills mansion.
UneptThe box with all of the male bodies was recovered in Michael Jackson's closet.
WOITASMy First Guillotine, new from Hasbro.
Kelly Robinson"I'm Billy Mays" "NO! I'm Billy Mays" "Wait! I'm Billy Mays" "SCREW YOU! I'm Billy Mays!"
Priapism... needless to say, the date ended awkwardly.
bcandersGulliver kept a few mementos...
Thomas CalnanDick Cheney's hope chest.
jtkloveStep 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your GI Joe heads in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box.
Zounds!Deliver this box for me... but I'm warning you... If you drop it, heads will roll!!
Thomas Calnan"Mama said life was like a box of -- OH MY FUCKING SWEET CREEPING GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????"
Julius_GoatAll the head you could ever want is right in this box.
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