Well, I see Jack in the box. And there's Dick in a box. You'll have to introduce me to the others.

"Captain's log, Stardate Supplemental: I'm going through my box of Riker parts and can't decide if I want him with a beard today or not."

Shortly after Barbie's arrest, detectives discovered a ghastly scene beneath the floorboards of her Beverly Hills mansion.

I didn't believe her when she said she could fit 12 guys in her box.

The box with all of the male bodies was recovered in Michael Jackson's closet.

Everyone tried to avoid eye contact, but deep down they knew their bodies were engaged in homosexual poses.

My First Guillotine, new from Hasbro.

"I'm Billy Mays" "NO! I'm Billy Mays" "Wait! I'm Billy Mays" "SCREW YOU! I'm Billy Mays!"

... needless to say, the date ended awkwardly.

Gulliver kept a few mementos...

Dick Cheney's hope chest.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your GI Joe heads in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box.

Deliver this box for me... but I'm warning you... If you drop it, heads will roll!!

"Mama said life was like a box of -- OH MY FUCKING SWEET CREEPING GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????"

All the head you could ever want is right in this box.