Geeks everywhere said "Fuck it" and just created an Everything Convention.

"Going somewhere Elvis?" "Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money."

"Now, don't embarrass me."

"That's the best part about letting my wife come along. Everyone just assumes it's a Jabba costume."

So, what fetish are YOU in line for?

I don't know which is weirder --the petting zoo itself, or the line to get in.

So Elvis, a mexican wrestler and Jabba the Hutt walk into a convention, but no one cares because a REAL LIFE GIRL JUST ARRIVED!

"Oh god. We're in the bathroom line behind Jabba? On second thought, I'll just go outside."

Seriously, dude. She's really hot after a couple beers.

Worst. Threeway. Ever.

"Uh-oh, somebody invited Jabba. If you're planning on having any of that guacamole, I'd get it now."

Does anyone have some salt?

"I can't believe Big Bird and Cher didn't show."

"See, I told you! EVERYBODY comes to this nightclub."

"These nachos rock, but that's the creepiest cheese dispenser I've ever seen."