I like sausage fests, especially if they involve balls and head.

Ronaldhino shoots... BUT OH, WHAT A SAVE BY LAZARUS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

Well, that's Britain in a nutshell: Soccer, Stonehenge, and giant pieces of shit

All the other Easter Island heads exiled Reggie to the city after his conversion to Rastafarianism.

Stoned Henge

Ahh, German porn.

This is why America has never embraced soccer.

Olmec has seen better days.

July 10th, 3:00 PM: Modern art becomes self aware.

L'Oreal. Cause I'm worthless

"And they wonder why I don't smile."

Easter Island 4/20

Waiter...there's a statue in my food.

Below: Poop Jokes

This is what Scientologists actually believe.