Craptions Classics July 10, 2009

Thank GOD it doesn't use a joystick.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

Fortune says, "You are a pedophile"

dubiousmx

Michael Jackson Rape Kit: $9.95

I'm not answering that question, this is a set-up if I ever saw one.

Styre

They put this thing in the teacher's lounge. If you play it, you're fired.

Julius_Goat

Apparently it's the fucking heebie jeebies.

Todzilla

Look...it's SpicyNutCheese's dream machine, minus the workable penis.

In the original ending of Big, the kid suffered a much creepier fate.

ChaseMitchell

In case of priest attack, break glass.

bcanders

Papier mache, obviously.

Zounds!

My eyes are up here, mister! Reading a question? Yeah right, help! Police!

Finding the answer to that question was Michael Jackson's life-long quest.

CavalierX

It runs on Michael Jackson jokes.

Julius_Goat

this is the creepiest eye-test I've done in a while...

iamquitebored

They're made of people!...People!

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