Thank GOD it doesn't use a joystick.
Fortune says, "You are a pedophile"
Michael Jackson Rape Kit: $9.95
I'm not answering that question, this is a set-up if I ever saw one.
They put this thing in the teacher's lounge. If you play it, you're fired.
Apparently it's the fucking heebie jeebies.
Look...it's SpicyNutCheese's dream machine, minus the workable penis.
In the original ending of Big, the kid suffered a much creepier fate.
In case of priest attack, break glass.
Papier mache, obviously.
My eyes are up here, mister! Reading a question? Yeah right, help! Police!
Finding the answer to that question was Michael Jackson's life-long quest.
It runs on Michael Jackson jokes.
this is the creepiest eye-test I've done in a while...
They're made of people!...People!