Dolly Parton lost a tassle.
UneptQuick! To the Scientolocycle!
infernonachosGardening in Chrenobyl is AWESOME!
Zounds!How gay men see vaginas
lumberjefThe Cthulhu Pizza Cutter was a thing of beauty.
Versus"wacky waving inflatable hair waving circle thing!"
drewdeze"This thing is totally unidentifiable, Mr. President. The only thing we know for sure is that it will try to kill Link or Mario upon sight."
Julius_GoatThen the Lord said unto Noah, "That's not an Ark! Did you even look at my instructions?"
bcandersThe UFOs in San Francisco are so much fancier than the ones in Roswell.
dpollokMany unexplainable things were found at Neverland Ranch ... covered in semen.
WOITAS"Don't you see? It's a statement, about how art is always moving forwar—— OK, fine, I spent the whole grant on drugs."
William Chase MitchelMs. Pacman and Cthulhu's affair wasn't secret for long.
SlowmotionThe Internet: Year One
LaotaWell I guess I can't use the "I'd bang a 10 foot wheel if it had hair on it" line any more.
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