Now that Billy Mays has died, I don't think anyone will be able to sell that thing.

Dolly Parton lost a tassle.

Quick! To the Scientolocycle!

Gardening in Chrenobyl is AWESOME!

How gay men see vaginas

The Cthulhu Pizza Cutter was a thing of beauty.

"wacky waving inflatable hair waving circle thing!"

"This thing is totally unidentifiable, Mr. President. The only thing we know for sure is that it will try to kill Link or Mario upon sight."

Then the Lord said unto Noah, "That's not an Ark! Did you even look at my instructions?"

The UFOs in San Francisco are so much fancier than the ones in Roswell.

Many unexplainable things were found at Neverland Ranch ... covered in semen.

"Don't you see? It's a statement, about how art is always moving forwar—— OK, fine, I spent the whole grant on drugs."

Ms. Pacman and Cthulhu's affair wasn't secret for long.

The Internet: Year One

Well I guess I can't use the "I'd bang a 10 foot wheel if it had hair on it" line any more.