Craptions Classics July 07, 2009

Grandpa was always secretive about how he avoided the draft.

Kelly Robinson

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Pictured: The difference between "can" and "should".

Julius_Goat

A beer belly dancer.

I really hate to say anything. The groom looks so HAPPY.

CavalierX

I guess it's true: only two things come from Texas.

CavalierX

Lap dance: $5. No lap dance: $50

Julius_Goat

Losing a bet in 1930 was serious business

Downtheline

You'd think the Monopoly guy could afford a better stripper for his party.

Diasdiem

Is that you Bustychick 1869?

Michael Jackson's memorial service brought out all the big entertainers.

SlappyMcGee

Shirley Temple can still dance.

Now I know why the Masons are so secretive.

William Chase Mitchel

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..."

Dunstin Checks Out

As popular as the Main Entrance appeared, the real action was in the back door.

slickjamesjik

My gut shake brings all the geezers to the yard.

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