Grandpa was always secretive about how he avoided the draft.
Pictured: The difference between "can" and "should".
A beer belly dancer.
I really hate to say anything. The groom looks so HAPPY.
I guess it's true: only two things come from Texas.
Lap dance: $5.
No lap dance: $50
Losing a bet in 1930 was serious business
You'd think the Monopoly guy could afford a better stripper for his party.
Is that you Bustychick 1869?
Michael Jackson's memorial service brought out all the big entertainers.
Shirley Temple can still dance.
Now I know why the Masons are so secretive.
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..."
As popular as the Main Entrance appeared, the real action was in the back door.
My gut shake brings all the geezers to the yard.