Luke, You have 2 fathers.
He cuts himself with his lightsaber because no one understands him.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to accessorizing.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far out, man.
The rule even applies for dark jedi knights, NEVER pass out with your shoes on.
"Luke, I'm totally tripping balls."
Now we know why Vader was always breathing heavily. He was trying to hold back the tears.
He then donned his helmet and jumped in his CRY Fighter.
Come to the Dark Side...of the closet.
I'm done defending the re-makes.
If a cop sees a hippie wearing something like this, he's definitely going to use excessive Force.
"Darth's not here, man!"
Vader went through a "Fallout Boy" phase in high school.