Whew. I was worried the car industry would waste the bailout money.

The result of Optimus Prime's mid-life crisis.

And that's why I'm NEVER late for work!

Optimus Pimp

It doesn't stop at red lights. It charges them.

Less than meets the eye.

All this bling, and yet ironically it can only play music on an 8-track.

It transforms into a really gay robot.

Bill was in such a hurry to get the shipment of Zunes to the orphanage that he ran over some cattle, a construction site and a childrens playground just to make the deadline.

Al Gore's New Car Is Causing Confusion.

Guess what daddy got you for your Sweet Sixteen birthday?

Next Years Oscar Pick: White Trash Millionaire.

America, Fuck The Poor!

I see they've chosen Micheal Jackson's hearse.

Originally From Transformers 2:Electric Boogaloo