I for one welcome our Giant and comically unsteady overlords
MightyMikeAnd that’s how I met your mother.
ListlessUncle Sam is cool, but Auntie EU just looks stupid.
Julius_GoatThe two things America does best: patriotism and hookers
PoofyDonkeyDoes it count as flag burning if that guy hits the power line and starts on fire?
Blinker_FluidProof that all Uncle Sam ever wanted was for Americans to get as high as possible.
Kelly RobinsonAmerica: Home of the free and land of the completely retarded
racedogg2The wanted Uncle Sam to give a speech but his words were a little stilted.
Warren TilsonThis isn't how I remember them teaching the American Revolution in junior year history...
Bort License PlatesJoe Biden's recollection of the Revolutionary War.
UneptDon't you hate it when your wife and mistress show up at the same party?
ZaphodGo Go Gadget PATRIOTISM!!!
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