"And what balloon animal would you like young lady?" "Cthulhu!"
Abboman"With fronds like these, who needs anaemones?"
dandamanThe Flying Spaghetti Monster's daughter was allot less subtle than Jesus was.
Sev SquadTentacle rape: Now available through delivery service.
TruthinessAnd that's how I got pregnant.
VersusNo, don't shave it - it'll just grow back more dense than before
bcandersShe was the life of the party until she met some prick
bcandersThe follow up single, 99 green balloons was never as successful.
ListlessWith fronds like these, who needs anemones?
MikelibrarianTentacle Rape Pride Parade
Unept"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking hair..."
UneptHow Sex Ed is taught in Kansas
bcandersOh, you can totally tell she's got hair extensions.
Jeff KellyThe female Wacky waily inflatable tube man will carry her young on her back until they are old enough to live in their own used car dealership.
technobotThat is the worst case of penis neck I've ever seen.
Thomas Calnan