"And what balloon animal would you like young lady?" "Cthulhu!"

"With fronds like these, who needs anaemones?"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's daughter was allot less subtle than Jesus was.

Tentacle rape: Now available through delivery service.

And that's how I got pregnant.

No, don't shave it - it'll just grow back more dense than before

She was the life of the party until she met some prick

The follow up single, 99 green balloons was never as successful.

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Tentacle Rape Pride Parade

"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking hair..."

How Sex Ed is taught in Kansas

Oh, you can totally tell she's got hair extensions.

The female Wacky waily inflatable tube man will carry her young on her back until they are old enough to live in their own used car dealership.

That is the worst case of penis neck I've ever seen.