Craptions Classics July 03, 2009

"And what balloon animal would you like young lady?" "Cthulhu!"

Abboman

Other Craptions

"With fronds like these, who needs anaemones?"

dandaman

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's daughter was allot less subtle than Jesus was.

Sev Squad

Tentacle rape: Now available through delivery service.

Truthiness

And that's how I got pregnant.

Versus

No, don't shave it - it'll just grow back more dense than before

bcanders

She was the life of the party until she met some prick

bcanders

The follow up single, 99 green balloons was never as successful.

Listless

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Mikelibrarian

Tentacle Rape Pride Parade

Unept

"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking hair..."

Unept

How Sex Ed is taught in Kansas

bcanders

Oh, you can totally tell she's got hair extensions.

Jeff Kelly

The female Wacky waily inflatable tube man will carry her young on her back until they are old enough to live in their own used car dealership.

technobot

That is the worst case of penis neck I've ever seen.

Thomas Calnan
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