Looking like a giant douche bag: We've got an App for that.

In three months they'll release a more advanced protester for the same price.

The edges aren't rounded...must be a foreign knock-off

Don't give him any money, he's just going to use it on apps.

I'm offended. This picture isn't very PC.

iProtest

I-phoned in sick.

Yeah, there's a dumbass for that.

Of course the first generation Ipods were larger

Steve "Out of a" Jobs

That's funnier than a Farrah Fawcett poster at an Iranian election protest rally.... What?!? too soon?

Goddamn it, Manuel! How many times have I told you not to serve ice to the workers. Maybe you'll remember after you wear the suit for a few hours.

He's about to start singing "Let's All Go to the Lobby".

When the machines became self-aware in real life, it was actually a fairly civilized revolt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... But not the psychiatrist!