The gray transformer did not deal well with being cut from the sequel.

...Or as they call it in Canada.....Tuesday.

Your limo has arrived Ms. Winehouse.

Maybe just one, officer...

"Clearly I wasn't driving erratically, officer. The cans on top are still standing."

Moving out of the college dorm took less time than I thought it would.

What seems to be the ocifer, problem?

At 10 cents a bottle, the collection is estimated at 13-times more valuable than his piece of shit car.

Mike didn't actually drink, he just liked everyone on the highway to give him plenty of space.

Say what you will, but the cops sure didn't find the pot in glove compartment.

Just scoot the junk over when you get in.

Stop stalking me, Cracked!

Nobody knew where the governor of South Carolina had gone . . .

It's okay... If I get stopped, I have mints.

Officer: "Alright Busey, get out of the car."