Papa Bear's chair was too hard, and Mama Bear's chair was too soft. But Uncle Bear's chair was an indescribable horror.

I'll just stand, thanks...

Fancy criminals get sentenced to the Eclectic Chair.

Butfuk from Ikea. Assembly required.

The prosecution brought out their first and only piece of evidence for Michael Jackson's child molestation hearing.

You can sugar coat it all you want, but that is still one uncomfortable chair.

My dentist was right... I couldn't even feel the drill.

MC Eschair

XBOX 360's new controller.

The precursor to the electric chair was considerably less humane

Terrorist pinatas aren't filled with candy and hope, they're filled with large caliber ammo and broken penis pumps.

You get the feeling Bob doesn't want us to stay long??

The chair that asks if you'd like your stool pushed in.

It comes in three finishes: Beachwood, Oak, and WTF.

Sybian circa 1892