While no one was severely injured in the collision, one of the men did report feeling "all shook up."

When road rash meets diaper rash, disco is there.

...and that's why I was late for work.

Elvis has left the bike race.

Shut up Elvis. No one's asking you how to signal a right hand turn.

The Xtreme Depends commercial featuring the Elvis impersonator is FAILING! Get me Michael Bay!

some traffic accidents you really do need to slow down and stare at

Elvis lives . . . but he wishes he didn't.

Traffic jams just won't be the same under Obama.

The secret life of the unemployed.

Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. A restraining order kicks it out forever.

Elvis has left the bike path.

"How did the bike race go today?" "Depends."

Men in diapers, an Elvis impersonator... Fuck! We made a wrong turn. We're in Dis-Graceland.

The most fabulous gang war ever.