The White Van already had taken Billy's hand. Now it was just toying with him.
marbleAfter several hours of waiting in the engine of the van, Spiderman finally caught Dr Deranged
ChickenfishGrand Theft Auto on Nintendo Wii.
Chab GassieSuddenly, he realized that if he hadn't tied his face to a van, he could of gotten away a lot faster.
IchabodKITT's older brother, WOW, was just as successful at catching criminals, although he was never quite as popular with the kids due to his penchant for sadism.
Linux fanWhen I was your age, we used to have to pull cars to school with our faces, while being mocked and ridiculed, uphill both ways.
Old MiggyBrendan looked over his shoulder. The mysterious van was still following him. Something was terribly, terribly wrong.
OuchieIn Russia, car drives you!
8===DIt never fails. Step into the store for a minute and somebody ties a gimp to your car.
Senor TacoWhat if all cars were like herbie? What if they were facist? The world would be ruled by facist nazi cars.
Crazy KoalaWelsh stalwart, Hugo Jones, trains for the Rugby Union Prop Forward beauty Contest
Unill8What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
le douche"Are we gonna tell Geoff this isn't the special olympics?"
"When I get my five dollars."
"Damn, I wish I hadn't pissed off that guy who called me 'fatass' on World of Warcraft."
ZenStormWhite Van MUST FEED
Bobborono