"If you get hungry, my Mom filled my pack with Lunchables."

"Uh buddy, did you tell 'Storm' here that this is the line for the men's washroom." "He knows."

You know, that's a good question. Why AM I so serious?

The only thing that's gotten laid in this picture is the carpet.

"If you're wearing that suit you ought to at least be able to tell one fucking joke, that's all I'm sayin'."

Man, that R2:D2 costume is shit.

Sunday, June 21, 2009, 3:13 PM - CRACKED.com readers make their 1 billionth "nerds are virgins" joke.

Weirdest prostitution ring ever busted.

"Huh, I didn't realize the bottom of the barrel was carpeted."

"Dude, don't look now, but there are boobs to my extreme left."

So... which one of you is Bustychick69?

Why so nerdy?

These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

This city needs a better class of geek.

I like how everyone here pretends to be too cool to acknowledge that these are actually pretty damn good costumes. Yet, everyone is still enough of a geek to recognize the characters... so let's all take a long hard look in the mirror.