Whatever Germany, you had me at 12.99

In Soviet Russia, tampon inserts woman.

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The bukakke hair shield.

If dumb blondes made gas masks...

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" "A cavity."

For $12.99, it had better come with the woman.

Good, it's a 24 pack!

Scientology now has a wide range of accessories for home use.

Ahh yes, the Trockenhaube, the world's finest spoon looking. . . whale penis looking. . . hat mask thing ever designed, and yes it does come in a size 24.

Never pay sticker price, the damn things are on sale at Wal-Mart for only 11.49.

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Amy, you look a little flushed...

A model with no ears has to take every job opportunity, no matter how demeaning.