Whatever Germany, you had me at 12.99
In Soviet Russia, tampon inserts woman.
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE TROCKENHAUBE! IS YOUR... DO YOU... um... ONLY 12.99, BUT YOU GOTTA ACT NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
The bukakke hair shield.
If dumb blondes made gas masks...
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
For $12.99, it had better come with the woman.
Good, it's a 24 pack!
Scientology now has a wide range of accessories for home use.
Ahh yes, the Trockenhaube, the world's finest spoon looking. . . whale penis looking. . . hat mask thing ever designed, and yes it does come in a size 24.
Never pay sticker price, the damn things are on sale at Wal-Mart for only 11.49.
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Amy, you look a little flushed...
A model with no ears has to take every job opportunity, no matter how demeaning.