Craptions Classics June 16, 2009

no, you're supposed to put the WHORES in the front window of the red-light district!!!


Other Craptions

Again with Sarah Jessica Parker...


"Tonight... I ride YOU."


They make Krazy glue from psychologically disturbed horses.


This is so I have to mention the sperm on the horse's face.


When Mr Ed gives you "Blue Steel", you take a fuckin' picture!


What's sad is that someone took a picture of it.


His eyes are glued to you. His hooves are glue to you.

William Chase Mitchel

Fuck you and the horse you ro---... um, okay, just... fuck *you* then, I guess.


My Little Psychopathic Murder Pony.

All the king's horses and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?


Devil Eyes is 9:1 to win the Derby


"Mr. Reeve, I don't think you want to ride that horse" .... but it was too late....

Thomas Calnan

"OK, the tiger got Roy, but I'm gonna tear Siegfrid to fucking PIECES."


"Maybe we shouldn't have buried Seabiscuit in that creepy pet cemetary."

Kelly Robinson
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