The winning hand on her back didn't make up for the losing hand she'd been dealt by God.

Poker?? I don't even want to touch her!

Most ugly people wear a paper bag over their head, but I respect your creativity.

He really shouldn't have worn that pink wristband, now everyone will know he's a loser.

The only appropriate time to yell out "Hey, check out that girl's box!"

The zoo is feeling the recession, too.

The virgin sacrifice has been prepared!!!

No matter who wins in this card game, everyone's a loser.

"I'm a card shark dumbass!"

Not seeing too many diamonds or hearts in his future. Maybe a clubbing or two.

Poor-a-saurus

LARPing Yu-Gi-Oh requires card monsters, so...

Turns out it was shame that killed the dinosaurs.

Stega-Sore-ass

Jenny want'ed the most 'Original' Grad Dress!