Somewhere in the testicles, there is a world, much like our own, where sperm live happily together, married. And when you masturbate, you tear this world apart!

The wrong way to fertilize a lawn!!

Goddammit, Chuck Norris. Quit ejaculating over our lawn!

Why is it that anytime Cracked readers see something round and white they think sperm?

Arranged marriages for kids have gotten out of hand.

The beginnings of Siamese twins.

It's about time that the lesser-known Greek God Testiceles got his due.

Jackson Pollack makes a snowman.

"What should we play on first? The monkey bars? Jungle Gym? Whale Testicles?"

Plaque reads "Do NOT swallow!"

Every one flinched when Harry yelled "Take a look at my white balls". Luckily, he then pointed at the statue.

At least you won't notice the bird shit

Don't get your balls in a twist!!!

And on the 8th day God created art, and it was bad.

Lets just hope they both want to go the same direction