Somewhere in the testicles, there is a world, much like our own, where sperm live happily together, married. And when you masturbate, you tear this world apart!
racedogg2The wrong way to fertilize a lawn!!
Thomas CalnanGoddammit, Chuck Norris. Quit ejaculating over our lawn!
seannybWhy is it that anytime Cracked readers see something round and white they think sperm?
orphanArranged marriages for kids have gotten out of hand.
Kelly RobinsonThe beginnings of Siamese twins.
Thomas CalnanIt's about time that the lesser-known Greek God Testiceles got his due.
TruthinessJackson Pollack makes a snowman.
racedogg2"What should we play on first? The monkey bars? Jungle Gym? Whale Testicles?"
CRACKED Staff,David WiensPlaque reads "Do NOT swallow!"
Thomas CalnanAt least you won't notice the bird shit
psuDon't get your balls in a twist!!!
dramdanAnd on the 8th day God created art, and it was bad.
MegatoothLets just hope they both want to go the same direction
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