Craptions Classics June 14, 2009

Somewhere in the testicles, there is a world, much like our own, where sperm live happily together, married. And when you masturbate, you tear this world apart!


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The wrong way to fertilize a lawn!!

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Goddammit, Chuck Norris. Quit ejaculating over our lawn!


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Arranged marriages for kids have gotten out of hand.

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The beginnings of Siamese twins.

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It's about time that the lesser-known Greek God Testiceles got his due.


Jackson Pollack makes a snowman.


"What should we play on first? The monkey bars? Jungle Gym? Whale Testicles?"

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Plaque reads "Do NOT swallow!"

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Every one flinched when Harry yelled "Take a look at my white balls". Luckily, he then pointed at the statue.

At least you won't notice the bird shit


Don't get your balls in a twist!!!


And on the 8th day God created art, and it was bad.


Lets just hope they both want to go the same direction

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