Anal probe? Noooo don't be silly. We're just going to kill you.

Wow... I never knew alien sperm glowed like that.

...and THAT'S why I was late for work.

Roswell that ends well.

Scientologist's Nativity Scene

"They're finally learning. This one doesn't even have an asshole."

"Hold on — why are we just flashing him with a bunch of pointless lights?" "I dunno. The captain said something about giving him a 'banal strobe.'"

Worst ride at Universal Studios

What happens in Gleebglorb STAYS in Glebglorb.

Oh no! this species only has 3 holes!

Anal probe? No that's those other guys. Now turn and cough, please.

where do we put our dicks?

And this way, she's still TECHNICALLY a virgin!

We come to get a piece of ass... errrr, I mean come in peace.

I'm sick of these earthlings using our free health care.