I'd eat the whole thing but that would be shellfish.
Thomas CalnanIT DOESNT MATTER I WONT GET VOTES
pusticeisniceWhen he tells you to "Kees de girl," you fucking do it.
William Chase MitchelHis tail is swollen because some skank gave him a bad case of "people".
seannybTo defeat the monster, I'll need butter, boiling water, and that machine from yesterday's craption.
ObtusetriangleThey call it Maine lobster, but it's only as big as Rhode Island.
sish2000blah blah, Michael Bay movie
ZorrouI for one welcome our crustaceous overlords.
seannybTaking mushrooms and going to the parade was a BAD idea.
WOITASSwine Flu has adapted again!!!!
nateboozeThe Japanese are LITERALLY shitting their pants right now!
WOITASIf you strike it down, it shall become more tasty than you could possibly imagine.
FkelleghanJust as the B-52s had prophesied
SlimTheShamAn ACTUAL "jumbo" shrimp.
CavalierX