I'd eat the whole thing but that would be shellfish.

IT DOESNT MATTER I WONT GET VOTES

When he tells you to "Kees de girl," you fucking do it.

His tail is swollen because some skank gave him a bad case of "people".

To defeat the monster, I'll need butter, boiling water, and that machine from yesterday's craption.

Smegsor the Interdimensional Space Lobster's first attempt at crowdsurfing proved to be unsuccessful.

They call it Maine lobster, but it's only as big as Rhode Island.

blah blah, Michael Bay movie

I for one welcome our crustaceous overlords.

Taking mushrooms and going to the parade was a BAD idea.

Swine Flu has adapted again!!!!

The Japanese are LITERALLY shitting their pants right now!

If you strike it down, it shall become more tasty than you could possibly imagine.

Just as the B-52s had prophesied

An ACTUAL "jumbo" shrimp.