Where do I put my dick?

"Yeah, C3PO? Get here quick. R2's drunk, stripped off his protective casing, and lighting his own farts."

Let's go have a drink......by Michael Bay

Drinking games have gotten pretty complicated since I was in school..

The little known 13th step in AA.

Billy Mays here . . . . ahhhh my face is on fire !!!!

Maybe it's not a *better* mousetrap, but it's certainly an *awesomer* mousetrap.

In the future, scientists will create a robot so life-like, it's asshole will respond to Taco Bell just like ours.

Here you go. One Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster

The original idea for R2D2 was WAY cooler.

Rosie the robotic waitress was known to have a bit of an attitude.

Stephen Hawking throws some fucking weird parties.

in the future, bartenders will be badass

The more craptions I write the more votes the guy with the winning craption gets.

Gladstone carefully studied the robot, trying to make humor from such an item. Alas, he couldnt