Where do I put my dick?

Let's go have a drink......by Michael Bay

"Yeah, C3PO? Get here quick. R2's drunk, stripped off his protective casing, and lighting his own farts."

Drinking games have gotten pretty complicated since I was in school..

The little known 13th step in AA.

Billy Mays here . . . . ahhhh my face is on fire !!!!

Maybe it's not a *better* mousetrap, but it's certainly an *awesomer* mousetrap.

In the future, scientists will create a robot so life-like, it's asshole will respond to Taco Bell just like ours.

Here you go. One Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster

The original idea for R2D2 was WAY cooler.

Rosie the robotic waitress was known to have a bit of an attitude.

Stephen Hawking throws some fucking weird parties.

in the future, bartenders will be badass

Gladstone carefully studied the robot, trying to make humor from such an item. Alas, he couldnt

The more craptions I write the more votes the guy with the winning craption gets.