Dude, he was like "Tear this ship apart until you've found those plans." And I was like, "Whatever!" I didn't really say it, but I was totally thinking it.

Storm Tripper

"Dude...it's like a moon, but instead it's like...a space station..."

I told Luke not to lick Yoda

The Weed is strong with this one

Imperial draft dodger

Excuse me while I kiss the skywalker.

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"And so then he was all like, 'Hey man, these aren't the droids you're looking for,' and I was like, 'Ooooooooh maaaaaan, ARE these the droids I'm looking for?' And have you ever seen a droid, man? I mean, REALLY looked at one?"

These are not the dreads you're looking for...

Aren't you a little black for a stormtrooper?

You can SO tell that the first Star Wars movies came out in the '70s.

Not pictured the VW Tie fighter

May I tell you about Darth Krishna?

Set phazers to chill man...