Never pop a wheelie with a narcoleptic.
"If you can read this - the bitch fell off."
WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE BOTH HANDS ON THE HANDLES?! THAT'S SO DANGEROUS!
Note to self: when I go picking up drunk sluts, take the prius
Uhh, Dave, most people most folks put their dead hookers in the trunk...of a CAR!
When the brakes don't work you have to improvise!
And they said my ADD would make this stunt dangero-OH LOOK, a penny!
Everyone in the walgreen's parking lot was just SO impressed
as a safety precaution they are wearing helmets... good for them
Suddenly getting back at her parents seemed to be a poor idea.
"That's all right, Sarah... I don't mind that you're dumping me.... Can I give you a ride home??"
Dave, I think this helmet is too heavy for me!
"Why are you guys not doing anything?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT DOING ANYTHING?!?!?!?!"
....and still Emily wouldn't wake up...