Is anyone else sick of all these illegal aliens getting free healthcare?

I'd do her.

What Evangelicals think an abortion looks like.

Michael Swaim's basement

Jon and Kate plus 9 didn't have the same pizazz.

Newspaper, a rubberband, and steel wool? I dont know MacGyver, I think you're over your head on this one...

Robert couldn't wait to get back at the alien bastard for all that anal probing!!

the $10 man

There were some minor complications with your plastic surgery. We lost your penis.

The new episodes of House are just trying too hard

CSI: E.T

Maybe the surgery would have gone better if we hadn't done it in the Men's room.

O.K Michael, but this is the LAST plastic surgery.

The worst porn set ever.

It's Alive! II: It's Dead.