Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Somewhere, someone is jerking off to this (Hint: it's me)
After running away from the farm the only work Elsie could find was as a stripper.
So THAT'S a "bull dyke."
My captions aren't funny, I just vote for myself a lot and use a bad pun....Hugh Heifer.
Great, now I've got a T boner.
Ironically, you're supposed to give HER the handjob.
Hank quickly put his Beer Goggles back on.
Due to the recent trend of smaller utters, Hugh Heifer choses a more petite playcow for his Mrs. November spread.
Apparently Old McDonald had more than just a farm...
I'm not looking forward to seeing the World of Warcraft live-action movie now.
After getting ripped by Trump, Rosie O'donnell's could only book gigs as a freak show...
Drag Cow Disease.