Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to this (Hint: it's me)

After running away from the farm the only work Elsie could find was as a stripper.

So THAT'S a "bull dyke."

My captions aren't funny, I just vote for myself a lot and use a bad pun....Hugh Heifer.

Great, now I've got a T boner.

Ironically, you're supposed to give HER the handjob.

Hank quickly put his Beer Goggles back on.

Due to the recent trend of smaller utters, Hugh Heifer choses a more petite playcow for his Mrs. November spread.

MOM????

Got milk?

I'm not looking forward to seeing the World of Warcraft live-action movie now.

Apparently Old McDonald had more than just a farm...

After getting ripped by Trump, Rosie O'donnell's could only book gigs as a freak show...

Drag Cow Disease.