The Trojan Duck works a lot better if you're INSIDE it, Fred.

Duck, Duck, Duck, Social Retard.

The Somali pirates are getting sneakier all the time...

"...it's right behind me, isn't it?"

We're gonna need a bigger tub.

I'm on a Duck, mothafucka, oh look at me!

Big floating lego duck...because fuck you, that's why.

Every time we go rafting, george has to be THAT guy...

What the DUCK!?!

FAKE! It's way too pixelated.

WTD?

The plans for the warship seemed so much more frightening on paper....

Dammit Bert, PADDLE!!!

So the Loch Ness monster wasn't as horrible as people thought

Wow, the great thing about rowing this boat is that if I was giving a blow job at the same time, the blow job would not be the gayest activity I was involved in!