Sir why is the Fag flying at half mast?

Now THAT guy is well-hung.

You see what happens when you screw around in Flag-Folding Class!

Mahoney!!!!!

"HA HA! Wore my extra stretchy undies, Bullies!"

Quit being such a flag and get down...

In the Chinese military, THIS is how you "frag the officers."

Chen, your renovation-fu is weak. Demoted to "human flag!"

You can take the girl out of pole dancing, but you can't take pole dancing out of the girl.

The least popular fetish on the entire internet ever.

Yuri missed his days with the Bolshoi Ballet.

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

I'm not letting go of this flag until somebody brings me a pair of pants that are not split up the crotch!

Over-Sized Spider Web ... Approach With Caution!

its really a bitch to fold him up at night