Adrian was desperate. He had been playing against Neil for hours without winning a single point. I must be doing something wrong, he thought. But what?Linux fan
Steve hit the ball and then quickly took out the last ninja with a powerful sideways kick. No way would ANYTHING stop him from winning this year.Chickenfish
In Sumo Tennis you have to make use of every spare second to intimidate your opponent.BCK
Player 1: Dude! You're supposed to be on the other side of the net!
Player 2: I am! It's the lag!"
Fianlly, Fred's ability to launch tennis balls from his groin had found an activity where it was useful.Crazy Koala
Rob found it difficult to play tennis with repelling magnetic shoes.Raoul
Later in Intensive Care, with a wound that redefined the term "Tennis Elbow", the guy in blue reconsidered mooning his own teammate.Blindeye
The double-handed back hand, the drop-shot, the serve and volley and the reverse-forehand were all eventually replaced by the cock-legged cock-eyed sideways sweep serve.Cree8
After perfecting the ping pong ball trick he learned from his mother, Jerry was ready for the big time.MENDOZA!
A tight-rope-walking tennis player shows utter disdain for those silly ground players.Jimmy the Gent
This very early version of Pong was rejected by Ralph Baer, it had very wooden graphics and the screen was far too narrowSABS