A menstrual cycle!

And now the Guiness Book of World Records for the Largest Body Piercing goes to.....

Vanessa finally achieves the big "O"

Cirque du So Labia

Sure it's inconvenient, but it's the best birth control I've ever used.

Most people just want to get rid of their tapeworms.

It's how she rolls...

you think thats impressive, wait til they set it on fire!

Well, it's pleasing her more than you ever could, isn't it?

I want to ride my dykecycle, I want to ride my dyyyyke...

i wonder what her gynecologist charges for overtime...

Guardian of my Cock Ring.

The Stripper pole is so 2008!

Not pictured: a ten foot tall hamster in a ringmaster's outfit.

She blew out her o-ring