Craptions Classics June 01, 2009

A menstrual cycle!

seannyb

Other Craptions

And now the Guiness Book of World Records for the Largest Body Piercing goes to.....

bilbo1

Vanessa finally achieves the big "O"

hwuu

Sure it's inconvenient, but it's the best birth control I've ever used.

Most people just want to get rid of their tapeworms.

It's how she rolls...

Thomas Calnan

you think thats impressive, wait til they set it on fire!

jameswright514

Well, it's pleasing her more than you ever could, isn't it?

getittwistd

I want to ride my dykecycle, I want to ride my dyyyyke...

Urbanachiever

i wonder what her gynecologist charges for overtime...

jeranther

Guardian of my Cock Ring.

WOITAS

The Stripper pole is so 2008!

Ozweego

Not pictured: a ten foot tall hamster in a ringmaster's outfit.

CavalierX

She blew out her o-ring

Urbanachiever
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