Straight from Wonka's Willy!

careful, 1 in 3 has aids

Bob! Where's your bow? You look ridiculous!

These things are just shooting out of the store.

When you open the head you find 23 chromosomes and shame.

This is why you never masturbate near toxic waste.

The perfect flashlight when you go spelunking in a cave.

Damn, how are we going to market this salty, runny white Jell-o?

The next item on Oprah's Favorite Things... REACH UNDER YOUR CHAIRS, LADIES!!!

Japanese flashlights are built slightly different from ours.

The newest Family Guy toy, Quagmire sold separately.

Well, one thing can be said for the designer of this toy. He's got spunk.

spermpops, when traumatizing your kids cant come to early

Chuck Norris made a donation to the sperm bank.

In Japan, Sperm banks give you a little more bang for the buck