"Mr. Johnson, this is Allstate. We had some questions about your claim..."

Chevy Impaler.

Detroit: Where even our cars get murdered

A stake through the transmission is the only way to kill a car that's been re-possessed...

Remember where we parked.

And on the third day, Optimus Prime will be resurrected.

at the fair, they sell everything on a stick

Vlad the Impaler started out as Vlad the Valet.

Well THERE'S your problem..

Skynet is self-aware, folks. And it's slashing prices all over the lot!

I think they're using steroids in the National Ringtoss League.

In an effort to curb global warming Texas sacrifices eight cars.

Redneck Space Needle

Slug Bug red!

Just in case you machines are thinking of taking over, let this be a warning, bitches!