Really?!? On this side it's a urinal!!

"Did you press the Wong button?"

This caption is dongtacular.

Not the most subtle way to learn someone's pin number, but whatever works.

Well, there's your problem right there. Your penis is caught in the slot.

I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

In Japan if you get the top score, you become part of the video game.

What a helpful feature! Now I can punch a Chinaman when this machine frustrates me.

No one can see the Emperor, not no way no how!

japans most advanced glory hole

SUPPLIES!

Lao!! It's yourself from the future!! Don't put your wang in the teller machine!!

The first version of the Sexbot 3000 wasn't without it's glitches.

Missuh Wizard of OZ, he no in! You reave message?

you want bro-job?