Craptions Classics May 25, 2009

Warning: You are about to enter a movie starring Ben Affleck.

WOITAS

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...And that's why I was late for work.

steeze_bucket

They say that pictures are worth 1000 words but really, I think you need words to get this message across.

racedogg2

Sucker, you just got bitch slapped by the Atlantic Ocean.

I never got used to the public toilets in Japan.

Kelly Robinson

Warning! Giant lobster claws in waist deep water!!

natebooze

Dick Cheney's initial proposal for waterboarding

psu

surfing error in your favor! collect $20

Zaphod

The really weird part is that this was posted outside of a petting zoo.

orphan

Beware: Tidal waves will sodomize Cyclops.

If only Pacman had paid attention to this warning sign he wouldn't be fending off ghosts now.

seannyb

Caution: Moses is being a douche right now.

spectre_vampire

WARNING: Conan O'Brien's hair may be hazardous to your health.

CaptionDatAss

Diarrhea struck me, and then France surrendered, and that`s why I was late for work. A new film by Michael Bay.

bj0rnemainn

See. Because of me they now have a sign!

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