Warning: You are about to enter a movie starring Ben Affleck.

...And that's why I was late for work.

They say that pictures are worth 1000 words but really, I think you need words to get this message across.

Sucker, you just got bitch slapped by the Atlantic Ocean.

I never got used to the public toilets in Japan.

Warning! Giant lobster claws in waist deep water!!

Dick Cheney's initial proposal for waterboarding

surfing error in your favor! collect $20

The really weird part is that this was posted outside of a petting zoo.

Beware: Tidal waves will sodomize Cyclops.

If only Pacman had paid attention to this warning sign he wouldn't be fending off ghosts now.

Caution: Moses is being a douche right now.

WARNING: Conan O'Brien's hair may be hazardous to your health.

Diarrhea struck me, and then France surrendered, and that`s why I was late for work. A new film by Michael Bay.

See. Because of me they now have a sign!