It's like grandpa wear his pants higher every time I see him...
He's half the man he used to be.
You can't walk around topless!!
L.A. drive-by slicings are becoming increasingly common throughout the city
Damn! I left myself in my other pants!
I take it a 69's out of the question then?
Honey, I'm telling you for the last time, stop sticking that katana out the car window.
Predator needs to remember that his new slacks aren't equipped with active camoflage.
I swear to God, if anyone says that it's yesterday's bottom half, I will kill you!
I Know What You Did Last Craption
On judgement day the top half of Eric ascended to heaven but God decided the bottom half of Eric had done too much nasty stuff...
Poor guy, he needs a dirty magazine just to flag down a taxi...
"Ha! Now that I'm invisible I can sneak into the girl's lockerroom. Hey, why is that child crying?"
That guy is totally waisted.