Old Faithful did something different this time. It brought the second coming of Christ. And beachballs.

Nintendo reveals the true power of its Wii.

God first created Earth without doing a spell check and created Niagra Balls.

David Blain goes for the standing under a waterfall while having beachballs thrown at you for nine days straight record.

Quentin wept. God was displeased by his juggling act.

Baptism, Baywatch style

And God said, let there be free admission to Sea World, and there was free admission to Sea World.

Tim had finally become the king of the beach balls. Now as long as a giant geiser didn't try to sneak up and assassinate him, he would soon rule the world.

I'm glad you all enjoyed me belching out all those beach balls, for my next trick...

"Has anyone seen my beachball?"

it seems david blaine has managed to levitate something OTHER than himself.