Virgin: Origins

Yeah, I get mistaken for him a lot. I'm actually Captain Ass.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a Fag

Sadly, this is the best Captain America we can hope for under Obama.

I see this guy's a little fuzzy on the concept of patriotism...

The sad part is, somewhere in the world, someone is masturbating to this picture right now.

Captain Albania.

If he rubs his feet on the carpet he could set the whole building on fire.

Dear World: He's not with us. Signed, FurCon

OH THANK GOD, IT IS FUZZY....I thought my vision had blurred from a stroke, or something....

He's looking for Nick Furry.

To more accurately reflect the average American, Marvel Comics decided to launch a new look for Captain America.

Captain Abstinence is celibate "by choice" *cough*

Captain Antarctica... ANTARCTICA... I am so tired of explaining this damn suit.

If Sesame Street fought Nazis.