Mercedes Penz

Quick! Somebody write down that guy's license plate number! Does anyone have a pen?

The later seasons of "Pimp My Ride" had a substantially smaller budget.

good luck explaining your car color to the DMV

Inhaling too deeply while driving this car is enough to get you a DUI.

Transformers 2 is gonna' suck...

My other car is a low-writer.

Mercedes-Penz?

not the most stealthy way to steal office supplies

When you crash, it draws the body outlines for you!

The show "geek my ride" had significantly lower budgets and ratings than its pimping counterpart.

Third grade macaroni art projects are getting pretty sophisticated these days.

This really "highlights" what is wrong with the auto industry today. Get it? "Highlights"? Because there are highlighters on the . . . the . . . I hate myself.

It's the Marker 5, Speed Racer!

Sometimes, crazy sneaks up on you all quiet. Sometimes, crazy screams like a wounded rabbit