Craptions Classics May 18, 2009

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Quick! Somebody write down that guy's license plate number! Does anyone have a pen?

SlappyMcGee

The later seasons of "Pimp My Ride" had a substantially smaller budget.

stephensunday

good luck explaining your car color to the DMV

Zorrou

Inhaling too deeply while driving this car is enough to get you a DUI.

Diasdiem

Transformers 2 is gonna' suck...

montiford

My other car is a low-writer.

Truthiness

Mercedes-Penz?

Pitt

not the most stealthy way to steal office supplies

gypsy61

When you crash, it draws the body outlines for you!

dickon

The show "geek my ride" had significantly lower budgets and ratings than its pimping counterpart.

Sev Squad

Third grade macaroni art projects are getting pretty sophisticated these days.

CavalierX

This really "highlights" what is wrong with the auto industry today. Get it? "Highlights"? Because there are highlighters on the . . . the . . . I hate myself.

Julius_Goat

It's the Marker 5, Speed Racer!

Sometimes, crazy sneaks up on you all quiet. Sometimes, crazy screams like a wounded rabbit

bcanders
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