Craptions Classics May 16, 2009

The Statue of Liberty will be replaced in 2030 by The Statue of Fucking Awesome.

gamadaya

Other Craptions

Soon even the Terminators felt the effects of the recession.

TheGuy185

The third Death Star wasn't going to take that kind of shit.

seannyb

Fortunately it still had eyebrows. How else would you know he was angry??

Thomas Calnan

If you don't vote for the funny crations down here, you're going to get a shitty craption up there!

Pitt

Control-Alt-Delete! Control-Alt-Delete!

Fkelleghan

Does anyone care that the previous winner didn't use a correct tense but still won?

Medusamania

BY THE POWER OF GAY-SKULL!

divinecomedy33

What yesterday's craption is fighting against.

spectre_vampire

Bender never recovered from the cancellation of Futurama

dramdan

His evil plans ground to a halt due to a half inch crack in the pavement that he couldn't get his rolling platform over.

Blinker_Fluid

Stephen Hawking's latest wheelchair is AWESOME!!

Thomas Calnan

"Could someone ask John Connor to move his car??"

Thomas Calnan

Now that's my kind of port-a-potty.

Swiffo

The Bill Gates monument was nowhere close to completion.

Truthiness
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