Snuggles choose the red pill.

Still a better actor than Keanu Reaves.

Winnie the Bad-ass motherfucker...

Is Snuggles gonna have to choke a bitch?

(Insert Michael Bay Reference here) YAY! I win the Craption contest.

Bitch betta have my honey!

In Russia, bear cuddles you... Michael Bay's Winnie The Pooh... Bearly 10 Minutes later France surrendered... I can't bear another craption cliche people...

Not pictured: His bitch Goldilocks.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear... you can tell by his shirt.

I'm here to chew gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of gum.

That chain? He uses that chain to support his massive balls.

Not pictured: the Build-A-Bear you want to give to school shooting survivors.

Damn it... I asked for a cool beer!!!

In later years, Pooh fell in with a bad crowd.

He'll have a sunnier disposition tomorrow. He's a bi-polar bear.