Michael Bay's first attempt at a romantic comedy

If I wanted to see some flaming trash, I'd watch Perez Hilton.

An artist's representation of mexican food going through your colon.

Ok, so the paper mache time machine had a few glitches.

Forget about rock and scissors.... Paper had no chance when fire entered the contest.

When getting over a break-up, it may be helpful to remove anything that reminds you of your ex. Be sure to do this in a safe and conscientious manner.

The Giant Piñata was packed full of teen angst!

...and then Mexico rang America's bell and ran away.

The squid, trapped helplessly inside, wasn't laughing now.

Earth is struck by it's first gay meteor.

Good bye Craigslist Erotic ads!

Nooooooo! Not my giant ball of porn!

Mexico attacks USA...film at 11

Somebody grab an extinguisher!!! The Internet is on FIRE!

God I hope David Blaine is in there.