This cock blocks.
Plan B...and that's why I was late for work.
Brett-ButlerWARNING: White man dancing
bcandersWarning: Douche-dancing may result in cock-punching.
Julius_GoatWarning: May cause bullets to ricochet off your abs while bowling.
IcelandI never asked for bouncy balls!!! This superpower sucks.
JobiSierra14"Are you telling me I can dodge nut shots?" "No Neo, I'm telling you that if you follow my simple instructions, you won't have to."
Jeff KellyWarning: Japanese Gameshow Ahead!
redwolf_2kCaution: Do Not Pee After Sex
onceabeeSticks and stones will break my bones, but arrows got nothing on my boner!
StéphaneWarning: urinal may return fire if prevoked
Dr.PepperI've got to give my ex-wife credit, at least she warns you.
zbeebsSSSSS AAAA FFFF TTTT YYYY DDDDD AAAA NNNNN CCCC EEEE SAFTY DANCE!
RusselFandCaution: America's Funniest Home Videos taping in progress
Mr.SiegalSteps two, three, and four resulted in him getting decapitated, shit on, and his weiner ripped off!
WOITAS