Sir, there's a bunch of kids beating off in the bathroom.
StaffThe first rule of Drum Club is...
jackThey couldn't find an old abandoned graveyard, it wasn't midnight and they forgot to arrange their chairs in the shape of a pentagram, but the kids were still convinced the summoning would succeed.
Linux fanFurther proof that our public schools are underfunded...
mamaHey, wanna come into the men's room and play with my stools?
SABSIn the heirarchy of the nerds, these guys are the elites. For them, hiding in the bathroom is no small habit, it's a lifestyle.
SpeeduvDarkThis is my stool. There are many like it but this one is mine.
SpudmanDo you have an overactive bladder? Millions of Americans do. Now you no longer need to be a prisoner to your bathroom....
Rat BoyAlthough his policies were absurd, peeing with the epic feel of a nationally acclaimed drumming group was worth it.
BritneysWig