Warning: Fighting fire with fire does not work with actual fire.

This is why gingers have to wear sunscreen all the time

STOP TAKING PICTURES AND HELP ME!!!!!!

OW! Flame OFF! OFF!!!

Sir, I can't help you if you won't stop screaming and tell me the nature of your emergency

I call this piece, "Hold My Beer and Watch This."

It burns when I pee . . . or do anything else.

Killing me won't bring back your GOD DAMNED honey!

Whoever suggested Nicholas Cage should prepare for his roles the method way deserves a pat on the back.

The world's most heartfelt Rain Dance.

So, you've decided to divide by zero.

Monument to Richard Pryor! ....too soon?

why it would suck to be immortal

Monk tested, Buddha approved.

He kept screaming "put me out, put me out!" but the crowd just looked on in confusion. He was already outside.