Warning: Fighting fire with fire does not work with actual fire.
orphanThis is why gingers have to wear sunscreen all the time
pulpfrictionSTOP TAKING PICTURES AND HELP ME!!!!!!
ZaphodOW! Flame OFF! OFF!!!
jtkloveSir, I can't help you if you won't stop screaming and tell me the nature of your emergency
crhinoI call this piece, "Hold My Beer and Watch This."
DiasdiemIt burns when I pee . . . or do anything else.
BowToTheBardKilling me won't bring back your GOD DAMNED honey!
orphanWhoever suggested Nicholas Cage should prepare for his roles the method way deserves a pat on the back.
Brett-ButlerThe world's most heartfelt Rain Dance.
Ken GoldsteinSo, you've decided to divide by zero.
TodzillaMonument to Richard Pryor! ....too soon?
WiisusChristwhy it would suck to be immortal
Sev SquadMonk tested, Buddha approved.
mrpeabodyHe kept screaming "put me out, put me out!" but the crowd just looked on in confusion. He was already outside.
GaseousClay