Craptions Classics May 11, 2009

Warning: Fighting fire with fire does not work with actual fire.

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Other Craptions

This is why gingers have to wear sunscreen all the time

pulpfriction

STOP TAKING PICTURES AND HELP ME!!!!!!

Zaphod

OW! Flame OFF! OFF!!!

jtklove

Sir, I can't help you if you won't stop screaming and tell me the nature of your emergency

crhino

I call this piece, "Hold My Beer and Watch This."

Diasdiem

It burns when I pee . . . or do anything else.

BowToTheBard

Killing me won't bring back your GOD DAMNED honey!

orphan

Whoever suggested Nicholas Cage should prepare for his roles the method way deserves a pat on the back.

Brett-Butler

The world's most heartfelt Rain Dance.

Ken Goldstein

So, you've decided to divide by zero.

Todzilla

Monument to Richard Pryor! ....too soon?

WiisusChrist

why it would suck to be immortal

Sev Squad

Monk tested, Buddha approved.

mrpeabody

He kept screaming "put me out, put me out!" but the crowd just looked on in confusion. He was already outside.

GaseousClay
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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