Michael Jackson's petting zoo.

You'll forget all about the pictures when you taste how tender the meat is.

With Saw 12, they just stopped trying.

Now open at Six Flags: "The Auschwitz Experience"!

"For killing your sister, you're going to Super Timeout!"

previously, on Lost.

Problem child? The Guantanamo children's summer camp can help: fun activities include our monkey cage, water-boarding, doggie day care, and building pyramids

Mommy? The tide is coming in! Mommy??

Silly kids. The giant sandworm can still get you in there.

David Blaine's kids always dreaded Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Oh how they wanted to be free range children..

This Mother's Day, get her what she really wants.

Prison Break moves to Nickelodeon.

I wish we we didn't have swine flu...

I for one embrace our hamster overlords