CSI: Muppets

To save money the school district combined Biology and Home Ec.

The Build-A-Frog workshop is much more graphic than the Build-A-Bear.

Kermit should have never taken that gig at the high school.

Frogger: The real life consequences.

That's what sex ed amounts to at Bristol Palin's school.

He croaked...

1 minute later, France digested its lunch.

The Count: "How many decimated organs? 1, 2, 3... 3 decimated organs! Ha ha ha!"

Operation: WTF

Intelligent design my ass! You can see the fucking stitching!

Duff from Ace of Cakes apparantly can read my nightmares.

For most frogs you would use formaldehyde. For this one, though, they went with fabric softener.

First a chicken, now a frog... that gay gypsy must be stopped!

Huh. I never knew frogs had shit in its intestines. Thanks Texas Board of Education!